Don't Come to Navy Pier

If you ever come to Chicago, don't come to Navy Pier.
It's a waste of your time and your money.

The food is shitty. The "attractions" are shitty. Everything's expensive. Do NOT drive here because it will cost you $19 to park. $19?!? I didn't know we were going to a pro football game! This place is the epitome of a "tourist trap".
The only thing worth visiting is the Chicago Shakespeare Theatre, but even that is $50 or $60 a ticket.
If I didn't work here, I would heed my own advice.

Save your time and your money. Stay away.