Keep Moving Kids...

When you go trick-or-treating this Halloween, don't stop at any houses that have one of theses signs on your door unless you want to be offended. Sexually offended.

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How Now, Dow Jones

In honor of the ongoing financial crisis our nation is beset by, I present catharsis through musical theater. I give you the 1967 musical comedy about Wall Street...How Now, Dow Jones.

The best thing to come out of this musical (besides a Tony for Hiram Sherman) is the song Step to the Rear, which was adapted into the University of South Carolina fight song! Go Cocks!

I propose a revival of this Broadway failure due to topical relevance. I smell another Tony.

Financial Crisis? What Financial Crisis?

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

I'll take the over on a 60% chance that Bristol Palin names her child after the newly discovered 120 million year-old species of ant.

Considering her mother's record of christening her children with out of the ordinary names (Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper), it wouldn't surprise me to find out if Bristol names her newborn Heureka. How would you liked to be named after (respectively) a skill that dogs possess, a difficult and frustrating math specifically dealing with triangles, the city in Connecticut that ESPN calls home, a sad tree, or a certain "Pied" pedophile that abducted all of the children from the town of Hamelin using his fairy flute?

Well, now you can find out what Sarah Palin would have named you had she bore you. The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is brought to you by fellow blogspot resident Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Inputting only my first name gave me Bullet Bodycheck Palin, my first and last names produced Chop Meth Palin, and inputting my full name gave me my favorite result: Soup Landmine Palin.

I've just found my new band name. "Thanks for coming out tonight! We're Soup Landmine!"

Bigfoot?

Holy shit.

These guys in Georgia (read: Jawja) believe they have a dead Bigfoot on their hands.

I think it looks like a Planet of the Apes costume with pig intestines dumped on it.

They are pretty adamant about it being the real deal though. Who knows? (Answer: The Shadow knows.)

The New York Times reports.